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IMTYE is a non-profit organization, in partenership with the El Cheapo Company
IMTYE is dedicated to reducing the carbon dioxide levels in the air by reducing the number of times people exahale per minute. The average male breaths in and out 9 times per minute while resting. Therefore, one of our mission objectives is to get people to Exhale far fewer times when they are talking. This is accomplished, as in our logo, by Inhaleing More Then You Exahle.
A single look at the charts tells the whole story.
Times Exhaled per Minute without IMTYE9
Times Exhaled per Minute with IMTYE7

Shocking. These charts really show the horror of Exahling frequently. You may say, so what, a mere 2 breaths per minute is not a big deal. One look at this large scale chart may convert you yet. If we look at a study group of one million people, observe:
Times Exhaled per Minute per million without IMTYE9,000,000
Times Exhaled per Minute per million with IMTYE7,000,000
All numbers are +- 100,000 breaths

Reducing the number of times exahled by 2 million is no small feat! You can help us achive that goal! Simply tell EVERYONE you know about this miracle program to reduce the Carbon Dioxide present in the air today.
Testamonials
Many people have had their pitful lives turned around with IMTYE.
      Before I used IMTYE, I was winded at the end of football practice. Then the Left Tackle, who was doing fine after 3 hours of practice, told me how he took control of his breathing to increase his muscle mass by mentally removing the Carbon from Carbon Dioxide and planted it in his arms. He is the strongest guy on the team now. I started using IMTYE and have added 50 pounds of weights to my max bench press. Thanks IMTYE!


So you see now just how easy it is to use IMTYE. Now, help us reach out to others by helping us reach our major goals! What are they? Our major goals in life are to:
  • Get everyone to breathe in one less time per minute then they breathe out.
  • Sell T-Shirts with our logo.
  • Put PETA out of business
  • Save the world
  • Be sponsered by Pepsi
    and...
  • Get someone else to take us seriously