The Jokes
Don't Make me divide you by zero!
Your momma thinks the law of sines is a traffic law!
Your momma thinks an obtuse angle is a fat guy with wings!

My tangent can beat up your tangent

Your momma thinks a square is a guy in a bad suit!
Yo momma thinks square roots grow off square trees
Yo momma thinks a polygon is a cleaning spray of Polys.
YO momma thinks a pentagon is a tent blowing in the wind.